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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:02

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
How I Turned My Fitness Around with an Infrared Sauna Blanket?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Then came..
No way
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.