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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Journal tells author its retracting three papers for concept that ‘violates’ law of thermodynamics - Retraction Watch

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

How I Turned My Fitness Around with an Infrared Sauna Blanket?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Term Sheet Next: SV Angel alum Steven Lee debuts Seven Stars with $40 million first fund - Fortune

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Nintendo Switch 2 sales shatters records, most-sold console in 24-hour period - TweakTown

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Forgotten in a collection, the discovery of this fossil presents a real problem for scientists as it doesn't belong to any known living family. - Farmingdale Observer

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Read the memo: Google cracks down on RTO mandate and offers buyouts to some US-based employees - Business Insider

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

‘The Boys’ Star Erin Moriarty Reveals Graves’ Disease Diagnosis - HuffPost

share office space ...

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Then came..

No way

Thumbs down again.

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Can I bring a tub of whey protein to the airport?